Fit a title - I've just been in Inverallochy Primary where the signs round the building are all in the Doric - hence" Loonies Lavvies" for the Gents! Wonderful!

Carried the drums the furthest of all the schools - the Music Room was on the top floor at the opposite end of the school - but thanks to the ladies in the office who acted as roadies.

And it's just "Hale Watter" outside - pouring down. I need some sunshine